In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not
more
than 1 kg meat a day.
The lion thought its prayers were answered when one US Zoo Manager
visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to
the US Zoo.
The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c
environment, a goat or two every day and a US Green Card also.
On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed
very nicely for breakfast.
The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained few
peanuts.
Then the lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they
were worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from India.
The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same
food bag of peanuts was delivered.
The lion was so furious, it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at
him,
"Don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's wrong
with
your management?, what nonsense is this?, why are you delivering
peanuts to me?"
The delivery boy politely said, "Sir, I know you are the king of the
jungle but ..
did you know that you have been brought here on a monkey's visa!!! .
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