Interesting Mail Forwards

A collection of interesting and thoughtful mails that I got.... also some funny one's that would put the cute upward curve on your face :)

Friday, May 13, 2005

 

Projecttttttttttttt

Programmer to Team Leader:

"We CAN NOT do this proposed project. It will involve a major design

change and no one in our team knows the design of this system. And
above that, nobody in our company knows the language in which this

application has been written. If you ask my personal opinion, the

company should never take these type of projects."



Team Leader to Project Manager:

"This project will involve a design change. Currently, we don't have

any

staff who has experience in this type of work. Also, the language is

unfamiliar to us, so we will have to arrange for some training if we

take this project. In my personal opinion, we are not ready to take
on

a project of this nature."



Project Manager to 1st Level Manager:

"This project involves a design change in the system and we don't

have

much experience in that area. Also, not many people in our company
are

appropriately trained for it. In my personal opinion, we would need

more time than usual to complete it."



1st Level Manager to Senior Level Manager:

"This project involves design re-engineering. We have some people
who

have worked in this area and others who know the implementation

language. So they can train other people. In my personal opinion we

should take this project, but with caution."



Senior Level Manager to CEO:

"This project will demonstrate to the industry our capabilities in

remodeling the design of a complete legacy system. We have all the

necessary skills and people to execute this project successfully. Some

people have already given in house training in this area to other
staff

members. In my personal opinion,

we should not let this project slip by us under any circumstances."



CEO to Client:

"This is the type of project in which our company specializes. We

have executed many projects of the same nature for many large
clients. Trust

me when I say that we are the most competent firm in the industry for

doing this kind of work. It is my personal opinion that we can
execute

this project successfully and well within the given time frame."

Comments: Post a Comment

<< Home

Archives

March 2005   April 2005   May 2005   June 2005   September 2005   November 2005   December 2008   January 2009   November 2009  

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?