Interesting Mail Forwards

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.

Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's blunders?

I've never been drunk, but often I've been over served.

The road to success is always under construction.

posted by Amba K  # 7:52 AM