Interesting Mail Forwards

BMW

Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster

BUICK

Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer


CHEVROLET

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly
Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DODGE

Dumb Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FORD

Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill

GM

General Maintenance

GMC

Garage Man's Companion

HONDA

Had One Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.
Hated Old Noisy Damaged Auto

HYUNDAI

Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive?

MAZDA



Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE

Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every
day.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
Equipment

SAAB

Send Another Automobile Back

TOYOTA

Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO

Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW

Virtually Worthless

posted by Amba K  # 5:30 AM