Interesting Mail Forwards

A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkup.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling.

"I've never been better," the old man replied. "I've got an
eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant & delivered a child. What is
your opinion about that, Doc?" the old man asked.

The doctor thought for a moment, then said, "Well, let me tell you a
story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for
hunting. But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally
grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. The doctor continued, "So he's
walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in
some brush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points it at
the lion and squeezes the handle.

BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him."

"That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief. Someone else must
have shot that lion."

"Exactly"... Said the Doc.

posted by Amba K  # 2:44 AM