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A collection of interesting and thoughtful mails that I got.... also some funny one's that would put the cute upward curve on your face :)Friday, April 29, 2005
18 Bottles of Whiskey
I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar,
and my wife insisted I empty the contents of each
bottle down the sink, or else.
After careful consideration, I reluctantly agreed
and finally proceeded with the unpleasant task.
I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured
the contents down the sink with the exception of one
glass, which I drank.
Then, I withdrew the cork from the second bottle
and did likewise with it, with the exception of one
glass, which I drank.
I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and
poured the whiskey down the sink, which I drank.
I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the
sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I
drank.
I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next
and drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest
down the glass
I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured
the cork down the bottle. Then, I corked the sink
with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.
When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house
with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles,
and sinks with the other, which were twenty-nine,
and as the houses came by I counted them again,
and finally I had all the houses in one bottle,
which I drank.
I'm not under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle
peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you might drink.
I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the
drunker
I stand here, the longer I get.
and my wife insisted I empty the contents of each
bottle down the sink, or else.
After careful consideration, I reluctantly agreed
and finally proceeded with the unpleasant task.
I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured
the contents down the sink with the exception of one
glass, which I drank.
Then, I withdrew the cork from the second bottle
and did likewise with it, with the exception of one
glass, which I drank.
I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and
poured the whiskey down the sink, which I drank.
I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the
sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I
drank.
I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next
and drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest
down the glass
I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured
the cork down the bottle. Then, I corked the sink
with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.
When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house
with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles,
and sinks with the other, which were twenty-nine,
and as the houses came by I counted them again,
and finally I had all the houses in one bottle,
which I drank.
I'm not under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle
peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you might drink.
I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the
drunker
I stand here, the longer I get.
posted by Amba K # 3:44 AM 
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