Interesting Mail Forwards

B4 committing to a North IndianGirl **********

1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has
more boyfriends than her  age.

2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood
heroine and after  marriage you have to go around her

twice to completely hug her.

3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to
you, you are bankrupt  because of the number

of times you had to take her out to movie theatres and
restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.

4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer
butter masala, aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo
matar,

aloo paneer, that after eating all those  paneer and
aloos you are either in the bed with chronic
cholestrol or  

chronic gas disorder.

5. The only growth that you see later in your career
is the rise in your  monthly phone bill.

6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she
is a blonde. Only later  do you come to know

that it is because of the mehandhi that she applies to
cover her gray hair.

7. When you come home from office she is very busy
watching "Kyonki saas,bi  kabi bahu thi" that you

either end up eating outside or cooking yourself.

8. You are a very "ESpecial" person to her.

9. She always thought that Madras is a state and
covers the whole of south  india until she met you.

(Remember all South Indians are referred as
"MADRASI")

10. When she says she is going to "work out" she means
she is going to "walk out"

11. She has greater number of relatives than the
number of people you have in  your home town.

12. The only two sentences in English that she  knows
are "Thank you" and  "How  are you"

13. She thinks Govinda can dance better than Michael
Jackson.

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WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A South indian  GIRL-FRIEND
***********

1. Her mother looks down at you because you didn't
study in IIT or Madras  /Anna  University.

2. Her father starts or ends every conversation with "
... I say..."

3. She shudders if you use four letter words.

4. She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The
Dubai based Oil Well  Company will negotiate

with her on a 25 year contract to extract coconut  oil
from her hair.)

5. She uses the word 'Super' as her only superlative.

6. Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower.


7. Her first name is longer than your first name,
middle name and surname  combined (unless you

are from Andhra)

8. She bursts into songs with her cousins in every
movie.

9. For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on
her head and wears silk  saris in the Madras heat

without looking too uncomfortable while you are 
melting in your singlet.

10. She thinks Mohan Lal is the sexiest man alive.

11. Her favourite cricketer is Krishnamachari
Srikkanth.

12.Her favourite food is dosa though she has  tried
North Indian snacks like  Chats (pronounced

like the slang for 'conversation')

13.She bores you by telling you which raaga each song
you hear is based on.

14.You have to give her jewellery, though she has
already got plenty of it

15. Her thali (Mangal Sutra) weighs more than the
championship belts worn by  WWF  wrestlers.

16.She is more educated than you.

17.Her father thinks she is much smarter than you... 

posted by Amba K  # 8:27 AM