Interesting Mail Forwards

At a doctors hospital one morning a patient arrives complaining of
serious backache.

The doctor examines him and asks him,"What the hell did you do to your
back?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club?
Today  morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in
my  bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been sleeping with my wife
and  the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did
not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running
out  and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at
him,That's how I strained my back"

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck.
The doctor says "My previous looked bad, but you look terrible.What
the hell happened to you?"   He replies, "You know I have been
unemployed for a while now.Today was the first day at my new job. I
forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the
building, getting  dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it
but I was hit by a fridge."

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two
patients do.
The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to you?"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor!"

posted by Amba K  # 8:00 AM